I’ve never had a problem communicating with people in general and with women in particular, especially my wife. Today, however, I’m stumped.
I accompanied my wife to the doctor to get the results of an ultrasound she had done recently. The doctor explained that the test shows a gallstone and she needed surgery to remove it. After 2 or 3 minutes of pondering, she turns to ME and says: “Fine, but I want new boobs.”
I just wrote this, and I still draw a blank.
Oh, one more thing. Somehow during all of this, I somehow agreed to the new boobs.