BEHOLD!
Tomorrow; December 26, 2017 as we LEGALLY observe Chistmas Day. December 25tb fell on a Sunday this year, so Federal Law requires us to shift the entire space-time continuum BACK 24 hours so there will be an actual Holiday to not work, even though every Sunday is technically a Holiday, but not by regulation,which is why two Holidays can’t fall on the same day, but then again Dec 26 isn’t a real Holiday, oh wait, yes it is, but only THIS Dec 26, because it fell on a Monday. There, now I’m totally lost, but not to worry, we get TWO Christmases this year! No, wait….