Ladies and gentlemen,
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 7 p.m. EST
Cell-Repel™ USA Announces the opening of its online Cell-Repel™ Store
The Elimination of a Global Risk Will Help to Stabilize the Unstable Trajectory of Worldwide Events
Plantation, FL; 14-May-2017 – Today, Cell-Repel USA announced that their online store (https://cellrepel.com) will open for business at 7:pm local time and begin taking Pre-orders for their Human Tissue RF-EMF Absorption Inhibitors, known as the Cell-Repel™ . The Cell-Repel™ is the very first, and so far, the only solution to a specific and very real problem. The W.H.O./International Agency for Research on Cancer (I.A.R.C.) announced the official classification of radio-frequency electromagnetic fields as a Class 2B Carcinogen in the I.A.R.C Monograph, based on an increased risk for glioma associated with wireless phone use, in a press release issued on May 31, 2011. The devastating outcome that would be the result of this possibility becoming a reality is of a scale that is incalculable and in less than an hour, that risk will begin to diminish dramatically and soon disappear.
Official Statement Release
The Human Endothermic Inhibition Institute; owners and manufacturers of the Cell-Repel™; authorized the release of the following statement.
“Today, we announce the successful launching of the online sale and distribution of the Cell-Repel™ inhibitor in the United States, on the official store at https://cellrepel.com. . It is of crucial importance that we all understand that there are nearly 8 billion cellular phones in use, and allowing the mere possibility of any carcinogenicity resulting from their use of is unacceptable. This is the reason why we set out and succeeded in developing the technology that will eliminate the conditions that define the risk.
Today is possible because of an unprecedented collaboration between multiple and different sciences; working in concert towards a common goal. Today’s announcement is not about us, it’s about eliminating the single most significant risk ever faced by humanity. Nothing in human history has ever put the entire population of the planet at risk of anything; either possibly or practically. This day is possible because all of us together chose to focus on not allowing this risk to become a reality instead of deciding who to blame, if it does. We are grateful and satisfied with the results of that choice. Thank you, and welcome, to the Cell-Repel™ World.“
Dr. Frank Vidal
Inventor of the Cell-Repel™
Media and Professional Contact information will be announced on May 15, 2017
Okay, okay! I won’t be much longer. I’ll make the announcement TONIGHT and you will see it before the rest of the world, right here.
You are all amazing!
Hey gang! Many of you have asked me, more than once, if I was up to something good & not saying anything. I’m breaking silence today, a little. I have been working on something, building something SPECTACULAR for 5 years now. It’s almost ready and I will announce it here first, to you. Remember that rule #6 has no exceptions, I will announce it here, just not right now. Stay tuned, it’s worth the wait!
I love each and every one of us
Today; April 23, is International Irony Day. Seriously now, it is; don’t laugh. Interestingly enough, we also happen to live on a planet where what pretty much everyone believes that the definition of Irony – or what they think irony is, is in fact, sarcasm. The definition and examples of what most people would immediately call irony, is actually sarcasm – and we still decided to make April 23rd “International Irony Day”. How messed up is that?
Do you know what’s even more messed up? The “irony” that’s being celebrated today is actually sarcasm, so today should be International Sarcasm Day, but nobody knows the difference anymore. This is so IRONIC that it’s textbook irony, but it also mathematically validates the premise for International Irony day; so in the end, International Irony Day is ironic & as such, legitimate, but nobody knows because they think irony is sarcasm, which makes International Irony Day even more ironic.
Damn! How does that shit happen?
I need to sit down for a minute….
On behalf of myself and the math, I offer greetings and my most heartfelt good wishes for a happy and joyful 4/20 to all.
On April 19th, 1775, the “the shot heard around the world’ was fired and the American Revolution began. On a day just like any other day, except that on that particular April 19th, a people united under a ideal that stood for something real, and the result was the United States of America. That is inspiring!
It’s a shame that the kind of humans that built our country are apparently extinct. I honor this day in memory of the USA. I miss the United States very much, even the watered down version from the 90’s
I was born in the USA and grew up there, before we let it become whatever THIS is; it’s not the USA, that’s for sure. It’s become a strange place that sort of resembles a penitentiary for misbehaved idiots who have been told to stand in the corner with a dunce cap on for doing something really, really stupid, hasn’t it?
Happy first day of the American Revolution! It gave us the dream that was the United States of America, all 15 – 20 minutes of it.
I love all of you.
The math says that Social Media will lose its status as a fad, and take its rightful place as “one of those things that we’d rather not remember we did” by 2020.
17 march 2017
I slit the sheet,
the sheet, I slit
And beneath the slitted
Sheet I slid.
Or is it
I slit the sheet,
the sheet, I slit
And upon the slitted
Sheet I sit.
Life is not a competition.
It’s actually the wildest ride at the most amazing park that anyone has ever seen.